Simply Chopped Liver

Most of our fabrics are a blend of cotton and polyester fibers to give them a better and longer life while being super soft and comfy. Shirts that are 100% cotton are usually cheaper and over time end up being stiff as a lamp shade. Ew. Gross.

Length means from the side of the neck line to the bottom of the shirt, and the width is across the fullest part of the chest. These shirts fit pretty true to size but feel free to go up a size, even though they really don't shrink too much. 👕

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If you ever have an issue with one of our items, you can return if for a new one. No questions asked for the life of the item. That's how much we think of our stuff. 💅 Check out our About page to learn more.

Wash normally as you would any garment, but for best results, turn it inside out so the art work doesn't rub up against anything too rough. Tumble dry low would be a good idea as well; new dryers can really blast some heat. 🔥 Read the instructions for other items.

Reach out and let us know how we can help! Remember, we will replace any damaged shirt, forever, no questions asked.

If the tag feels kinda papery, give it a tug and it will come right off; most of the shirts we provide come with tear away tags. Enjoy the tagless! 💃