Salty Sleeves
Go Tell Your Mom Hoodie
Go Tell Your Mom Hoodie
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Inspired by a Massachusetts hockey dad who may have had a few too many rink beers and took youth hockey just a little too seriously.
While we appreciate the absurdity (and comedic gold) of the situation, we absolutely do not condone violence, threats, or fighting at youth sporting events.
Keep it fun. Keep it safe. And remember: Your kid probably isn't going to the NHL.
Stay warm in the stands, keep your cool at the rink, and enjoy the game in this comfortable, classic hoodie.
Material & Fabric
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather, Carbon Grey & Oatmeal Heather: 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- 100% cotton face
- Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²)
Features
- Front pouch pocket
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Tear-away tag
Manufacturer's Tag: For legal compliance, this hoodie includes a discreet manufacturer's side tag. Don't worry—it won't interfere with the design or overall look.
Hockey is for the kids. The drama is apparently for the parents.
Materials
Materials
Most of our fabrics are a blend of cotton and polyester fibers to give them a better and longer life while being super soft and comfy. Shirts that are 100% cotton are usually cheaper and over time end up being stiff as a lamp shade. Ew. Gross.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Length means from the side of the neck line to the bottom of the shirt, and the width is across the fullest part of the chest. These shirts fit pretty true to size but feel free to go up a size, even though they really don't shrink too much. 👕
Online Safety
Online Safety
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
If you ever have an issue with one of our items, you can return if for a new one. No questions asked for the life of the item. That's how much we think of our stuff. 💅 Check out our About page to learn more.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Wash normally as you would any garment, but for best results, turn it inside out so the art work doesn't rub up against anything too rough. Tumble dry low would be a good idea as well; new dryers can really blast some heat. 🔥 Read the instructions for other items.
Need Help?
Need Help?
Reach out and let us know how we can help! Remember, we will replace any damaged shirt, forever, no questions asked.
Tag Tip
Tag Tip
If the tag feels kinda papery, give it a tug and it will come right off; most of the shirts we provide come with tear away tags. Enjoy the tagless! 💃
Risk Free, Guaranteed
If you don't love your shirt, or it rips for whatever reason, we will replace it, no questions asked. For the life of the shirt!
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🚢 Fast Shipping
Shipping costs suck and we are trying to figure out how to best absorb them...for now, though, all U.S. orders get free shipping when over $75.
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🤝 Hassle-Free Exchanges
If something happens to one of our shirts, send it back in and we will replace it. For the life of the shirt. Period.