Salty Sleeves
Go Tell Your Dad T-shirt
Go Tell Your Dad T-shirt
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Inspired by a Massachusetts hockey dad who may have had a few too many rink beers and took youth hockey just a little too seriously.
While we appreciate the absurdity (and comedic gold) of the situation, we absolutely do not condone violence, threats, or fighting at youth sporting events.
Keep it fun. Keep it safe. And remember: Your kid probably isn't going to the NHL.
👕 T-Shirt Details
Whether you're cheering from the stands, surviving another 6 a.m. puck drop, or just trying to avoid the rink's resident hothead, this tee has you covered.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with just the right amount of stretch, it's designed for a flattering fit that works for everyone.
Material & Fabric
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Soft, lightweight feel with comfortable stretch
Features
- Side-seamed construction for a comfortable, structured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
- Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🏒 Hockey is for the kids. The drama is apparently for the parents.
Materials
Materials
Most of our fabrics are a blend of cotton and polyester fibers to give them a better and longer life while being super soft and comfy. Shirts that are 100% cotton are usually cheaper and over time end up being stiff as a lamp shade. Ew. Gross.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Length means from the side of the neck line to the bottom of the shirt, and the width is across the fullest part of the chest. These shirts fit pretty true to size but feel free to go up a size, even though they really don't shrink too much. 👕
Online Safety
Online Safety
This site is 100% safe with encryption and your data is never, ever sold. We might email or text you about cool new stuff, but only if you opt-in. 🙏
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
If you ever have an issue with one of our items, you can return if for a new one. No questions asked for the life of the item. That's how much we think of our stuff. 💅 Check out our About page to learn more.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Wash normally as you would any garment, but for best results, turn it inside out so the art work doesn't rub up against anything too rough. Tumble dry low would be a good idea as well; new dryers can really blast some heat. 🔥 Read the instructions for other items.
Need Help?
Need Help?
Reach out and let us know how we can help! Remember, we will replace any damaged shirt, forever, no questions asked.
Tag Tip
Tag Tip
If the tag feels kinda papery, give it a tug and it will come right off; most of the shirts we provide come with tear away tags. Enjoy the tagless! 💃


Risk Free, Guaranteed
If you don't love your shirt, or it rips for whatever reason, we will replace it, no questions asked. For the life of the shirt!
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🚢 Fast Shipping
Shipping costs suck and we are trying to figure out how to best absorb them...for now, though, all U.S. orders get free shipping when over $75.
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🤝 Hassle-Free Exchanges
If something happens to one of our shirts, send it back in and we will replace it. For the life of the shirt. Period.
